Turning It Off And On Again Retro Alien Astronaut T-Shirt

A glamorous three-eyed alien astronaut leans against her ship's console, one hand on a sparking panel that's actively catching fire, and offers the one piece of troubleshooting advice that apparently survives every civilisation in the galaxy. Painterly 1950s retro pulp sci-fi pin-up illustration, dashboard lit up with "Main Power Fluctuating" and "Caution: Temp, Press, Stability" warnings, framed by mission mottos reading "Bolder, Brighter, Further" and "Exploration, Further, Together." For anyone who has ever fixed a genuine crisis with the same trick that works on a router.

100 Material: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print
% Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction,
ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away Product Features
label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certifiedCovered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-cleanGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,
 gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102,
Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY
Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use
Directive 1999/44/EC.