Kettle's On Retro Robot T-Shirt

A battered robot stands amid the smoking ruin of his own crashed ship, kettle in one hand and a well-worn mug in the other, entirely unbothered by the fire still burning behind him and the second moon watching from a blood-red sky. Painterly 1950s retro sci-fi comic-panel illustration, with a fuselage panel reading "Still Exploring," a torn-off wing stamped with a ringed planet, a discarded helmet at his feet, and a nearby crate marked "Some Assembly Required." For anyone who believes the correct response to a crash landing is, first and foremost, a proper cup of tea.

100 Material: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print
% Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction,
ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away Product Features
label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certifiedCovered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-cleanGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,
 gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102,
Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY
Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use.
Directive 1999/44/EC.