Checkmate, Human T-Shirt — Funny Steampunk Robot Chess Graphic Tee

Meet the CX-7 Grandmaster Unit, Automaton Chess Unit Serial No. 1847-CX — brass, iron, steam, and a 99.7% victory rate. It doesn't bluff, doesn't hesitate, and doesn't make mistakes. It calculates. Three moves ahead, always, right up to the moment it lifts your king off the board and tells you, without a flicker of emotion, that your move was predictable.

This design brings that quiet mechanical menace to life as a weathered, vintage tin-sign badge — full of ticking clocks, glowing calculation readouts, and the kind of steampunk detail that rewards a closer look. It's the perfect design for chess players, engineers, and anyone who appreciates being outsmarted with impeccable manners.

Printed on a soft tee with rich, detailed vintage-poster color and texture, this design is built for chess enthusiasts, steampunk fans, and anyone who's ever lost a game and needed someone else to blame — preferably a robot.

100 Material: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print
% Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction,
ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away Product Features
label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,
 gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102,
Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY

Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use.
Covered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC.