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In Scotland the brownie, and in England the hob, would quietly do the chores overnight, threshing corn, sweeping floors and tending animals, as long as nobody made a fuss. Leave out a bowl of cream and all was well. But try to thank one properly, especially with a gift of new clothes, and it would take offence and leave the house for good. Gratitude, it seems, was the one thing they couldn't stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe modern garden gnome has had a rocky time too. For decades the Royal Horticultural Society banned gnomes from the Chelsea Flower Show as too garish. 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