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Studies of feline comfort suggest cats are happiest at temperatures well above what most of us keep our homes at, which is why they hunt down radiators, sunny windowsills and laptops with such dedication. When it turns cold, a cat's first instinct is to curl up tightly, tuck in its nose and wait it out, not unlike this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGinger cats come with their own curiosity. The gene for orange fur sits on the X chromosome, so a male needs only one copy to be ginger while a female needs two. As a result, roughly three-quarters or more of ginger cats are male.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe chunky knit is a nod to the knitting traditions of Britain's northern islands, like Fair Isle, the tiny island between Orkney and Shetland that gave its name to a style of patterned colourwork. It became hugely fashionable in the 1920s after the Prince of Wales was seen wearing a Fair Isle jumper, and it has kept people, and apparently cats, warm ever since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e100 % Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²), tubular knit construction, \u003cbr\u003eribbed collar and shoulder tape\u003cbr\u003eDual printing: DTF (sleeves\/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003eTear-away \u003cb\u003eProduct Features\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003elabel, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certifiedCovered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per \u003cb\u003eCare Instructions\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), \u003c\/b\u003enon-chlorine bleach as needed, \u003cb\u003etumble dry low heat\u003c\/b\u003e, do not iron, do not dry-clean\u003cb\u003eGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:gpsr@honsonventures.com\"\u003egpsr@honsonventures.com\u003c\/a\u003e, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, \u003cbr\u003eMesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct: Gildan 5000.\u003c\/b\u003e Made in Nicaragua. 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