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Investigators found no evidence of a collision that would explain the damage, and Johnson passed a polygraph test regarding his account. The case remains one of the very few UFO-related incidents involving a law enforcement officer with genuine physical vehicle damage and documented injury, and it's never been satisfactorily explained by mundane means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis design puts the viewer directly in the officer's seat, blinding white light bursting through the windshield and rear glass at once, two dark aircraft flanking the sky above the empty highway. Rendered in deep charcoal and cream, styled like a genuine period case-file plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on demand. Available in multiple sizes and colours. 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