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The best-known tale is \"Fairy Ointment,\" collected in Joseph Jacobs' \u003cem\u003eEnglish Fairy Tales\u003c\/em\u003e (1890). A midwife called to a mysterious birth accidentally rubs a fairy ointment in her eye and suddenly sees the fair folk as they really are. Later, at a market, she spots the fairy father stealing and greets him. When he learns which eye can see him, he strikes it blind. The moral is simple: some beings do not like to be looked at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHis woodland companions have their own British stories. The red squirrel, once common across the country, has been pushed back by the grey squirrel since greys were introduced from North America in the 19th century. Today reds survive mainly in Scotland and in strongholds such as Anglesey, the Isle of Wight and Brownsea Island. The snowy owl is a rare visitor from the Arctic. 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