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Part retro bar poster, part inside joke for anyone who's ever eyeballed their pour a little heavier than the recipe called for, it's the kind of shirt that gets a laugh (and a nod of agreement) at every dinner party, pub quiz, and summer garden session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on a black tee with a distressed, screen-print look, this design is built for gin drinkers, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who needs a shirt that says exactly what they're thinking while the tonic bottle sits untouched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e100\u003cb\u003e Material: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e% Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²), tubular knit construction, \u003cbr\u003eribbed collar and shoulder tape\u003cbr\u003eDual printing: DTF (sleeves\/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003eTear-away \u003cb\u003eProduct Features\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003elabel, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), \u003c\/b\u003enon-chlorine bleach as needed, \u003cb\u003etumble dry low heat\u003c\/b\u003e, do not iron, do not dry-clean\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:gpsr@honsonventures.com\"\u003egpsr@honsonventures.com\u003c\/a\u003e, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, \u003cbr\u003eMesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct: Gildan 5000.\u003c\/b\u003e Made in Nicaragua. 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