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Witty enough for a gift, beautiful enough for a gallery wall, and relatable enough to make anyone over thirty quietly nod in agreement. Perfect as a framed print, poster, canvas, or statement tee -  and an ideal gift for birthdays, graduations, or anyone who has finally stopped knowing everything. 😄🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e100% cotton, medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²), tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and shoulder tape\u003cbr\u003eDual printing: DTF (sleeves\/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003eTear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-clean\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, \u003ca href=\"mailto:gpsr@honsonventures.com\"\u003egpsr@honsonventures.com\u003c\/a\u003e, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eProduct: Gildan 5000. 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