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For centuries, ground-up Egyptian mummy, sold as \"mumia,\" was stocked by European apothecaries as a medicine. Later it was mixed into a paint pigment called \"mummy brown,\" which artists used well into the 19th century. In the 1830s, the London surgeon Thomas Pettigrew, nicknamed \"Mummy Pettigrew,\" drew paying crowds to public mummy \"unrollings,\" where he unwrapped the bodies in front of an audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe idea of a mummy's curse took hold in 1922, after Howard Carter opened Tutankhamun's tomb. When the expedition's sponsor, Lord Carnarvon, died the following spring from an infected mosquito bite, newspapers ran wild with stories of an ancient curse striking down those who disturbed the pharaoh. Most of the team lived long lives, but the legend has never gone back in its box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe word itself comes from the Persian \u003cem\u003emūm\u003c\/em\u003e, meaning wax, via the Arabic \u003cem\u003emūmiyā\u003c\/em\u003e, the bitumen once thought to preserve the bodies. So when you shout for your mummy, be careful which one answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e100 % Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²), tubular knit construction, \u003cbr\u003eribbed collar and shoulder tape\u003cbr\u003eDual printing: DTF (sleeves\/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003eTear-away \u003cb\u003eProduct Features\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003elabel, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certifiedCovered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per \u003cb\u003eCare Instructions\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), \u003c\/b\u003enon-chlorine bleach as needed, \u003cb\u003etumble dry low heat\u003c\/b\u003e, do not iron, do not dry-clean\u003cb\u003eGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:gpsr@honsonventures.com\"\u003egpsr@honsonventures.com\u003c\/a\u003e, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, \u003cbr\u003eMesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct: Gildan 5000.\u003c\/b\u003e Made in Nicaragua. 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