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The earliest known picture appears in the margin of a 1451 French manuscript, Martin Le Franc's \u003cem\u003eLe Champion des Dames\u003c\/em\u003e. It shows two women flying through the air, one on a broom and one on a stick, labelled as members of a heretical sect. Over the following centuries, as witch-hunting spread across Europe, the flying witch became a fixture of sermons, pamphlets and trial confessions, and eventually of every Halloween since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe blood-red moon has its own long history as an omen. A total lunar eclipse turns the moon a deep copper red, because the only sunlight reaching it has been bent and filtered through Earth's atmosphere, like every sunset on the planet at once. For most of history that science was unknown, and a red moon was read as a warning of war, plague or darker things abroad in the night. 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