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It's the grim counterpart to our designs \u003cem\u003eCome Closer\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eCome Friend\u003c\/em\u003e: a richly detailed dark-fantasy illustration for anyone who knows when to turn back, or enjoys pretending they wouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe folklore behind the design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBritain's ancient standing stones have always attracted warnings. At the Rollright Stones on the Oxfordshire–Warwickshire border, legend says a king and his men were turned to stone by a witch. The circle is supposedly impossible to count the same way twice, and anyone who tries to carry a stone away is said to suffer bad luck until it's returned. At stones and circles across the country, the same kind of story repeats: disturb this place and something will make you regret it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBoundaries mattered too. For centuries English parishes marked their limits with stones and posts, and every year villagers \"beat the bounds,\" walking the edge of the parish and striking the markers with sticks so that everyone, young and old, knew exactly where the line ran. Gnomes, in turn, were described by the 16th-century physician Paracelsus as earth spirits who guarded what lay beneath the ground. 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