Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty Seagull T-Shirt

Every beach town has one of these. Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty puts a pair of sunglasses on the most shameless creature on the boardwalk — a seagull perched on a weathered pier post, eyeing up a box of chips with the sheer confidence of a bird that has never once considered "no." The "Salty But Happy" fry box and hand-painted plank sign say everything you need to know about its priorities, all set against a sun-bleached ocean backdrop with gulls wheeling overhead.

Rendered in the same warm, retro sunset-badge illustration style as Valegrim's other outdoor and animal-humour designs, this one leans fully into beach-holiday sass rather than sincerity — for anyone who's had their chips stolen on a promenade and respected the audacity. It's a natural fit for seaside towns, summer holidays, and anyone who appreciates a bird with main-character energy.

Material: 100% Cotton | Pattern: Graphic Print
100 % Cotton Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), tubular knit construction,
ribbed collar and shoulder tape
Dual printing: DTF (sleeves/inner neck) + DTG (main design) for crisp detail
Tear-away Product Features
label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certifiedCovered by a 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland per Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low heat, do not iron, do not dry-cleanGeneral Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED,
 gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102,
Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Limassol, CY
Product: Gildan 5000. Made in Nicaragua. For adult use.
Directive 1999/44/EC.